Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.

I can do anything I want to do!

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.