Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.

Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Ain't fit for man nor beast

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.