When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
I've been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we were apes swinging through the trees.