I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.