Never give a sucker an even break.
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.