Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
Never work with animals or children.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!