Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine