I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.