I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.