I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.