It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.