The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.