No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.