All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.