There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.