Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

I never drink water... fish f**k in it.

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.

I'm searching for loopholes.

I like children. If they're properly cooked.