No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?