A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.