I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
I'm looking for loopholes.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.