Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

You can't cheat an honest man.

I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.

Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.