It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
I'm looking for loopholes.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.