When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.