I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.