It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
My daughter wants to throw a stone at a bad man. I stop her from throwing, shaking my head and giving her a little slap. My disapproval is complete. You think: 'That's right, she shouldn't throw a stone even at a villain.' Then I hand her a brick to throw.
I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.