I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.