I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
I drink therefore I am.
No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.