I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.