Happiness means quiet nerves.
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.