In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.