It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
I must have a drink of breakfast.