Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.