The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.

In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.