Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.