Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.