Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.

Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.