Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.

I'm looking for loopholes.

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

I'm searching for loopholes.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.

Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.