Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.

If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.

I never eat before breakfast.