Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.