Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.

I never drink water... fish f**k in it.

Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.