Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.