Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful; contained so much alcohol they could use it to sterilize their instruments.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).