Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.