It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.