When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.

I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.