When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.