What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!