And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh - it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in here her sexual fantasy, and I will bet you a million dollars that it's NOT to go home and catch your man bent over with some big, burly guy standing behind him.

We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.