If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.