Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.

When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.