L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I see a white dude with a Wall Street Journal, I haul ass. Before I walk past the Arthur Andersen building, I cut through the projects. If you cut through the projects, you may just lose what you have on you that day. I ain't never been mugged of my whole future.

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

I'm really funny now.