L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.