In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.

Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

What drives the creative person is that we see it all.

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.