I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.