In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.

white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.