I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.