I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.