I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.

I feel today's society is so judgmental.

Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' "They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'

The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.

I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.