Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.

Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.

That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh - it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in here her sexual fantasy, and I will bet you a million dollars that it's NOT to go home and catch your man bent over with some big, burly guy standing behind him.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.