You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.

Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.