I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.