All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.

I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.

Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.

When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?