All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.