We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.

I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.