Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.