But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.

I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.

The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.

I feel today's society is so judgmental.