If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.