I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.

I watched a lot of comedy growing up.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

I feel today's society is so judgmental.

white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.