I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.