I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!