I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.