I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.
I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.