I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' "They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.