I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.