I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

I'm really funny now.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.