I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.