My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

I watched a lot of comedy growing up.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.