My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh - it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in here her sexual fantasy, and I will bet you a million dollars that it's NOT to go home and catch your man bent over with some big, burly guy standing behind him.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it would be a little difficult for them because its part of their mystique, it gives them an easier time to change characters and people aren't going oh we have a gay actor, their gay so I don't know if I'm gunna buy this guy with this girl, its weird, I don't think it's fair; it's only done with us, it seems, like they just accept everyone as straight and go along with it and then its oh their gay and make a big deal out of it.

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.