It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.