Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.