With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

Men don't hear women.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.

I think the most difficult thing about coming out is just getting to that place where you're comfortable with who you are and you're sayin' hey this is ok and just accepting yourself and not caring what other people think. Because if you don't have that confidence in who you are then, if things don't go the way you wish that they will, you know if people aren't accepting then they can easily tear you down if you're not prepared and comfortable with who you are.

Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.

L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.