Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.

I'm here today because I hated everything else.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.