When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.