Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.

I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.

I watched a lot of comedy growing up.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!